Crackling logs and fruitful beauty

Orchard Farmhouse is all things for party people. You’ll all be drawn to the media room, the games room, the vast acreages and adventure grounds outside, the crackling logs in the living room, and the fruitful beauty of the Vale of Evesham.

Farmhouse fun and party palace

Orchard Farmhouse is all things to all men, and all ladies, too. It’s a party house. It’s a right royal good time just minutes from Stratford-upon-Avon on the cusp of the fruitful beauty of the Vale of Evesham.

Sleeping 16 in seven bedrooms, and accommodating a similar number around the medieval-sized hunk of dining table, Orchard Farmhouse has bells and whistles right up to its oak-beamed ceilings. Behind its mullioned magnificence lie all manner of mod cons and party pieces.

Relaxation is easy here. You can grab some in the media room with 48” TV or in the games room with TV, pool table and table football. And it’s available in spades in the living room, where the sofas are big and squishy, the logs crackle and the happy chatter is always aflame.

Outside, the house has pinched two-and-a-half acres of Warwickshire, which it’s dressed in its party best. Lovely lawns are neatly ironed, shrub beds have been casually added, and there’s some nice accessorising with a meadow. Oh, and a hot tub. It’s all decidedly delicious.

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The grand sweep of the entrance gives way to gravel suitable for eight cars to park on with a satisfyingly rich crunch. There are two-and-a-half acres here of the English rural dream, with the bucolic silence pierced only by the call of wild birds and the rustling leaves in the breeze.

Pour yourself a Pimm’s and play some cricket or croquet on the lawn. For winter games, there’s a football to find. Or just head out for a picnic.

Fire up the gas barbie and sizzle some steak, sit out under the stars with a long drink, lounge around in the hot tub. Time isn’t measured in hours and minutes here, but by the moments you spend with the people who matter.

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Living spaces

There’s space here to live royally, to escape, to entertain or be entertained, to be sociable or just be you. With the logs blazing in the living room, and nibbles and drinks on the coffee table, the scene is set for the evening. Chat, laugh, play games, reminisce, stay up way past bedtime. There are no school nights here.

The flames crackle in the drawing room, too. It’s somewhere to escape among the homely throws and comfy cushions. Grab a cup of coffee and a pack of biscuits and lose yourself in a book or magazine. If the mob appears, there’s always the snug.

For the big match or big movie nights, head to the media room for a large-screen telly. Want the other channel? Try the games room for a film on Freesat. While you’re there, knock a few pool balls around or flip some wooden footballers on the table footie game.

Dock your iPod for some sounds, dig out the games, books and DVDs tap into the wifi that buzzes throughout. The living spaces at Orchard Farmhouse are big, beautiful and brimming with toys and trinkets. Settle back, zone in to the atmosphere and switch off.

Cooking and dining

The dining room’s all flagstone floors underfoot and oak beams overhead. The chunky oak table’s laden with goodies and the pitcher’s ready to pour. Light the candles, butter the bread and pass the salad bowl. In the engine room, there’s an Aga, range and microwave. Pile up the dishwashers when you’re done.

You’ll love the country-chic kitchen, with its olde-worlde beams, plate racks and flagged floor, but you might prefer to call in the pros. From an intimate meal for two to a special-occasion supper for 16, our chefs will forage for the freshest local ingredients and prepare something lip-smackingly lovely.

For a change of scene, head to Alcester to The Roebuck for delicious cuisine infused with local organic ingredients, such as medallions of fillet beef with black pudding and Cognac cream. Or how about home-made steak burger with bacon at The Broom Tavern, an old drinking haunt of The Bard?

Speaking of Shakespeare, if you fancy a bite to eat before the curtain rises, there’s a light lunch on offer at the HR Coffee Bar, or scoot into 33 The Scullery for pan-fried guinea fowl with honey and tarragon or chunky Barnsley chop. For that Michelin-starred experience with a French flavour, try The Dining Room at Mallory Court.

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Orchard Farmhouse sleeps 16 in oak-beamed, deep-mattressed splendour. Cotton sheets are soft and luxurious, duvets downy and delightful, and the heavy-hewn oak doors add a touch of rustic chic.

There are seven bedrooms here with plenty of flexibility built-in, with 14 accommodated in superking beds that flip to singles through the miracle of zip-and-link. Two further single beds complete the line-up.

Each bedroom is as beautiful, spacious and tasteful as the last. Three come with en-suite shower rooms and there’s a family bathroom with shower and bath and spare WC with handbasin. Choose any room and enjoy meadow views through the mullioned windows, serene silence and delicious dreams.

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“We absolutely loved our stay at Orchard Farmhouse. The attention to detail was remarkable and with so much to do in the area for the kids – and for us – every hour of the holiday was great!” - Molly
“What a perfect family house. Everything went smoothly on arrival and we had a truly special time. The kids couldn’t get enough of the games indoors and then the Roman Heritage Centre on our first day out. I feel so energised now after all those lovely long country walks!” - Amanda
“Miss this place already! We felt like we’d stepped back in time. The beams, the fire place and all the other features made it all so authentically English and there was so much to do in this lovely part of the country. Can’t wait to be back! Thank you to everybody who made it possible!” - Rebecca

Party in Shakespeare Country

Ragley Hall’s good for picnics, play and walks, and dressing up in tunics and togas at the Roman Heritage Centre’s fun, too. Hire gondolas at Avon Boating, walk your dogs at Oversley Wood, try some retail therapy at The Valley or take the ferry to Evesham Abbey. Check off bar after restaurant as you seek out the old and the new of Stratford.

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